Total Medals Earned: 351 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,890 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (35/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass levels 1-3
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 7/20 (90/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/210 points)
Get a 50 combo
Give up in the 2nd part
Get 5000+ points
Reach it (it's level 6)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (105/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Buy all four properties.
Medals Earned: 6/13 (90/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all concept art.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (175/440 points)
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 5/21 (55/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
